8 oz cornbread mix plus ingredients to prepare

1 can green chiles

1/8 t. cumin

1/8 t. oregano

Prepare with add-ins according to package directions.

1 c. mayonnaise

1 c. sour cream

1 packet ranch salad dressing mix

Mix together.

10 strips of bacon, cooked and crumpled

2 c. pinto beans, rinsed

2 c. corn

3 c. tomatoes, diced

1 c. bell pepper, chopped 

1 c. green onion, chopped

2 c. grated cheddar cheese. Or a more interesting cheese. Not too interesting, though.

Crumble half the cornbread into a 9x13 pan. Layer in half of all other ingredients, including a layer of dressing. Then do it all over again. Then tell all the people who rolled their eyes when you said you were bringing a salad, "How do ya like them apples?"