Hummus For Couples

(because if you eat it alone, you'll be sleeping on the couch)

1 can chick peas, drained

1 clove garlic

Lemon juice

Olive oil

Put chick peas and garlic in a food processor with equal splashes of lemon juice and olive oil. Run food processor, adding more lemon juice and olive oil in roughly until you get the consistency you want (I recommend erring on the side of lemon juice). Serve with cut veggies, pitas, or tortilla chips, but not to the Altar Guild unless you want them even more mad at your husband.

(Most hummus recipes call for tahini. That's fine if you like your hummus to taste like dirty socks. Also, I've never been able to get this to work in a blender, so stick with the food processor.)